Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell…
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals…except…
Burn her anyway! Well, we did do the nose. And this isn't my nose. This is a false one. Am I right? I am your king. No, no, no! Yes,…
There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Army had half a day. That's why…