The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show
A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. Kids, kids. I'm not going to…
You can see how I lived before I met you.
Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!…
Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.
I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. Don't underestimate the Force. You don't believe in the Force, do…
“Thank the Lord”? That sounded like a prayer
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a…