Apparently This Matters: Instagram’s favorite grandma
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals…except…
Silicon Valley is fed up with slow Internet speeds
Burn her anyway! Well, we did do the nose. And this isn't my nose. This is a false one. Am I right? I am your king. No, no, no! Yes,…
The Day The Earth Stood Stupid
Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful! I've been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love you, buddy!…
Obama security agent ‘found drunk’
There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Army had half a day. That's why…