And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr.
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals…except…
On second thoughts, let’s not go there. It is a silly place.
You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. You hit me with…